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Q - Dear Annabelle,
Why are men so flirtatious?
A - Dear Lisa,
Well, how Ībout if I just get really basic to deal with this? DNA,
the Īdesigner genesā of which we are all made, only Īcaresā to make more
DNA........thatās it. So, in order to make human DNA, a male penis has
to go into a female vagina, (usually, but not always), and a sperm has
to fertilize an egg, (at least, until recently, thatās the way itās
been). Trust me when I tell you DNA doesnāt care about ANYTHING else,
including that YOU, Lisa, find the process annoying......or, maybe you
really donāt.
Anyway, men, (males), are Īflirtatiousā because they want to
attract the female and have sex. Simple as that. NOW, that we have all
this Īcivilizationā stuff and āreligiousā stuff and Īdonāt you even
THINK of doing that before youāre marriedā stuff, ad nauseum, is one
thing.......(and it has itās purpose -- a generally good purpose, I may
add) -- is not relevant to the basic program of Īgo forth and multiply.
Feminism aside, males want the females with the Īround thingsā, --
hips, shoulders, nose, eyes, breasts, you know, the usual stuff --, and
females want a the males that can catch the biggest beast, (this
explains a lot about Mercedes, Ferraris, Porches, BMWs, etc.). Itās
really no more complicated than that....for DNA. Itās the humans who
have MADE it complicated.
At 23, I gather that someoneās been making a move on your DNA? Be
a tad careful......whatās fun can also end up being very
complicated.....see above.
Thus endeth the lesson for the day.
- Annabelle
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